I have a hard time turning down tickets to any kind of sporting event. It doesn't matter what it is - give me a decent seat, hand me a hot dog, and I'll enjoy it. And though I'm not some kind of die-hard fan, hockey games are particularly fun. I just cannot watch hockey on TV. Here's why:
I watch and watch, but nobody scores. So, I change the channel for one minute to see what else is on, and without fail, I turn it back to find that someone scored while I was away. Every time I change the channel, look down at my iPad, or just lose focus, a goal is scored. It's as if I'm only allowed to see goals on replays.
Anything is better than watching soccer, though:
I never see soccer goals either, but that's mostly because no one seems to ever score, period. I guess it's a good nap-inducer. At least it's good for something.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Goat cheese is one of the fastest-growing cheese varieties in the US. So, how does a company get in on the trend and set itself apart from all the other options that already exist? Better yet, how does a company capitalize on the industry's growth without having access to any goats?
Well, just forget about the goats. All you need are some smoke and mirrors, a decent pun, and a little help from some celebrity endorsers:*G.O.A.T. stands for Greatest of All Time
*Not made from goat milk
*Just buy it anyway
*Stop reading the fine print
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Shia LaBeouf turned a lot of heads by wearing a paper bag at the premiere of his new movie. And while he certainly made a statement, let's not pretend this was anything original:
Sorry, Shia, but Cleveland Browns fans have been doing this for years:
Looks like Shia is plagiarizing again. Sad.
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
Is this Chick-fil-A's new slogan?Ok, it's obviously not. But it could be, right?
I loved all the "realistic slogans" on BuzzFeed and Huffington Post (which were based on this Reddit post) last year, so I just thought I'd try my hand at it.
And here's one more, just because it was easy:
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
While I'm gearing up for some awkward Thanksgiving Eve conversations tonight, I thought I'd share a handy little Full-of-Shit Scale. How full of shit will I be tonight? I'll be hitting all five stages, for sure.