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Sunday, March 30, 2014

G.O.A.T. Cheese: The Greatest Cheese of All Time

Goat cheese is one of the fastest-growing varieties in the US. So, how does a company get in on the trend and set itself apart from all the other options that are already out there? Better yet, how does a company capitalize on the industry's growth without having any access to goats?

Well, just forget about the goats. All you need are some smoke and mirrors, a good pun, and a little help from some celebrity endorsers:
I guess I'm not sure how well-known the "GOAT" acronym is. But, if you watch sports or listen to hip-hop, you might have heard it. For those who don't, it means "Greatest of All Time".

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

A Real "I Heart You" Valentine's Day Card

Just a little Valentine's Day card from Dumb & Dumber's Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey). I think it's one of the sweeter "I Heart You" pictures I've seen. I guess the real heart makes it feel more authentic.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Stole the Paper Bag Look

Shia LaBeouf turned a lot of heads by wearing a paper bag at the premiere of his new movie. And while he certainly made a statement, let's not pretend this was anything original:
 Sorry, Shia, but Cleveland Browns fans have been doing this for years:
Looks like Shia is plagiarizing again. Sad.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Want to See a Brown Recluse?

I found a Brown Recluse in a crayon box. Weird, right? I guess it's a nice place to hang out.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Chick-fil-A's New Slogan is Crazy

Is this Chick-fil-A's new slogan?
Chickfila Religious
Ok, it's obviously not. But it could be, right?

I loved all the "realistic slogans" on BuzzFeed and Huffington Post (which were based on this Reddit post) last year, so I just thought I'd try my hand at it. 

And here's one more, just because it was easy:

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Haters in History: 1787 - Haters at the Constitutional Convention

People even had to deal with haters back in the 18th century. The haters were pretty good at puns, too.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

The Full of Shit Scale: Running Into a "Friend" Edition

While I'm gearing up for some awkward Thanksgiving Eve conversations tonight, I thought I'd share a handy little Full-of-Shit Scale. How full of shit will I be tonight? I'll be hitting all five stages, for sure.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Greatest Cut-Off Shirts in Pop Culture History

These days, Hipsters wear tank tops and action stars wear wife beaters, but there hasn't been a good ol' cut-off t-shirt in a while. So, I just thought I'd honor some of the best ones from the past.